Can You Write a Fun Limerick?

I have five signed paperbacks to give away to people who can cheer me up! Due to posting costs, I can only make this offer to people who are resident in the UK.

Send your entry below, pasting your humorous piece into the message box.

If no one can make me laugh – or amuse me highly – no prizes will be awarded. There may be an extension to allow others a go.

All entries must be in by midnight 1 May 2021.

Good luck!