Can You Make Me Laugh?

I have five signed paperbacks to give away to people aged 18 or over who can make me laugh the most in 500 words or less. Due to posting costs, I can only make this offer to people who are resident in the UK.

Send your entry below, pasting your humorous piece into the message box.

If no one can make me laugh – or amuse me highly – no prizes will be awarded. There may be an extension to allow others a go.

Please note: I find racist, sexist, ageist, disablist, homophobic and other forms of discriminatory material offensive. Keep the tone happy and light!

All entries must be in by midnight 31 December 2020.

Good luck!